Saturday, May 05, 2007
Think on This
Let's see....Should I get a dog...
Or adopt a couple of kids?
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This blonde (of course!) walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
Another blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special cruise. She, too, is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into a stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first student asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year."
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This guy goes to visit his doctor and says, "Doctor, my arm hurts real bad. Can you check it out, please?"
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk: "Hello, Doctor," says the arm, "could you lend me twenty dollars? I'm desperate."
The doctor says, "Aha, I see the problem! Your arm is broke."
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My favorite word today is cache. N., where Adm. Scott left some frozen seal. Def.: What you need when you run out of food stamps.
Think on This
Let's see....Should I get a dog...
Or adopt a couple of kids?
+ + + + + + + +
This blonde (of course!) walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
Another blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special cruise. She, too, is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into a stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first student asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year."
+ + + + + + + +
This guy goes to visit his doctor and says, "Doctor, my arm hurts real bad. Can you check it out, please?"
The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk: "Hello, Doctor," says the arm, "could you lend me twenty dollars? I'm desperate."
The doctor says, "Aha, I see the problem! Your arm is broke."
+ + + + + + + +
My favorite word today is cache. N., where Adm. Scott left some frozen seal. Def.: What you need when you run out of food stamps.
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